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MILF Madness

A name for the mid-morning rush that occurs at a coffee shop due to the simultaneous release of all the neighboring Yoga classes.
It was a quiet morning at work, but then 10:30 came around and an army of yoga pants clad middle aged women stormed the gates. It was MILF madness. At least they all ordered nonfat latte's and we can steam like 3 drinks at a time.
by Poot's Coughee and Pee May 27, 2013
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Milchschnitte

"Milchschnitte" is a term describing the act of having sex with 2 black persons and a white person in between.
The Term derives from the german candy "Milchschnitte".This snack is a cream filled biscuit with black layers on top and under the cream.
Yesterday Ismail did 20 Milchschnitte and his ass does not hurt at all.
by MerkelS May 16, 2020
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Eternal MILF

A hot mom who gracefully holds her position as a MILF. One who never graduates to cougar status. A forever MILF.
"She is not just a MILF, she's an Eternal MILF !"
by Naughtybody December 6, 2018
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Average Milf Enjoyer

A normal person that enjoys milfs and is a faithful follower of Milfism.
The average milf enjoyer is the alpha of any brotherhood since they have the capacity to steal your mom.
by Milf Maestro May 3, 2021
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A milf

Jotaros mom.
"Yo jotaros mom is so hot she's a milf."
by anonymous November 11, 2021
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Tomboy Milf

Friend: I wonder what a tomboy milf is
Friend 2: a soccer mom
friend: NOOOOOOOOOOO
by TheCanadianPuffin September 19, 2021
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National Have Sex With A Milf Night

October 30th is National Have Sex With A Milf Night.
Bro I banged three milfs on National Have Sex With A Milf Night.
by The Danimal October 29, 2021
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