Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful

Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.

Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀

by @CCC123 December 17, 2023

Mewing

Mewing is a myth that high school band kids believe will make them more attractive. This is apart of the incel belief of "look maxxing" that involves taking basic care of yourself and thinking that looking hot will get you laid. Those that partake in Mewing are also often times not allowed within 100 feet of an elementary school

Incel: I've just started mewing and I'm already seeing results
Incel 2: Same, I can't wait for Stacy's to hop on my dick
Normal Person: You both are fucking dorks, go outside and interact with real people

by Ihaveasmallgock October 6, 2023

Mew Mew Power

4kids dub of tokyo mew mew basically neko sailor moon. Oh dear god when i watched when i was in like 3rd grade on youtube i liked it but now even watching the intro is like having Vietnam flashbacks show was... idfk how it was i forgot and i dont want to remember but the nostalgia hit you like a pimp backhanding a ho

i dont want to fucking remember mew mew power

by Konota-chan is best girl March 26, 2020

a mew

that thing that you watch at night

nice a mew

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

emo mew

Hey, emo mew
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Saw this mew at the mall last week
Got the kind of look to make me freak
That long ass hair with the coolest scarf
And those goggles and socks I wanna snarf
He looks so sick like he was dyin'
If I said he wasn't hot, then I'd be lyin'
Please, handsome, just be you
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
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Hey, emo mew
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Guy 1: "Imagine if this was joke was funny."
Guy 2: "Emo mew is totally funny I swear."

by JohnMew August 10, 2021

Mew

Only the BEST FUCKING POKEMON IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE. THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS ONCE YOU FUCK WITH IT. WHAT IS YOUR POKEMON? PIKACHU? BULBASOR? A FUCKING TURTLE LOOKIN ASS? GET THOSE BITCHASS POKEMON AWAY FROM THIS BADASS. 100 PERCENT GUARANTEED TO FUCKING SLAY YO ASS. NO FUCKS GIVEN.

Damn, Mew is so badass. I don't give a shit if it's small.

by bonelesspizza April 18, 2018

Mew

A beautiful woman with the most beautiful smile. May be little shy when you first get to know her but she’s amazing. Knows the most random fact about random things. So smart and talented.

I love Mew

by Aknit November 21, 2021