Merlemerized

A unique blend of joy, tremors, and euphoria that takes over one's body when in the presence of Merle Haggard, or his music. Many fans have reported tremor like shakes when seeing the outlaw singer live, and have also noted that the effects can last up to 4 hours. It's a truly refreshing feeling that can make the loneliest of country fan feel on top of the world.

Yo Dave! I just got "The Best of Merle Haggard" on vinyl and was completely merlemerized when the needle hit the groove.

Nice work, dude! Did "Okie From Muskogee" get those hairs on your neck to stand up?

Yeah, every God damn one of 'em.

by Trapper Schoepp December 30, 2009

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Merle

An overly large penis.

Guy: Hey girl, you ready to do it? *whip's it out*

Girl: WOW, Now that's a Merle

by sumyung April 18, 2010

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Cold Merle

The act of taking ones bowel movement and freezing it, then once frozen using it as a masterbatory aid.

Cold Merle is not limited to solid movements. A loose stool can be put into a condom then with the end being tied off, can then be frozen and also used for ones personal pleasure tool.

Other names include, stool tool, shit stick, poo sickle.

Janet loves a cold Merle on a hot summers day.

by MurphBerg December 31, 2009

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Markled

To be absolutely 'Markled'. When being an incredibly rich, good looking famous royal is just too stressful for life and you need to take a several weeks break in Canada to get away from everything.

"Sharleen, I'm absolutely Markled after today" - Jess tells her best mate on their 2 week Thai beach holiday

"You know what, today has got me absolutely Markled" - Hollie tells her boyfriend after a big night out in Sugarhut and spending the day eating Maccy D's in her pyjamas.

by Stratin January 17, 2020

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