melted a snowman

When you jack off onto a public toilet seat and it blends in with the color of the seat and the next person comes in and unexpectedly sits on it.

Kevin melted a snowman and the RA took the stall after him...

by slushee November 28, 2018

meat melt

the act of putting a piece of cheese on your penis, and rubbing it against a pussy, asshole or another penis until the cheese melts.

"I made my mony friend Milton munch my meat melt last Monday."

"I went to costco to buy cheddar for my meat melt party."

"When I saw that she was fat I knew then and there that this was my chance to finally make my meat melt a reality"

by kballs April 17, 2009

Patty Melt

When after having anal sex, the male wipes the residue off his penis between his partner's cheeks.

The sex was so dirty last night, I ended up making a patty melt.

by J.Alfred Proofrock December 2, 2011

Melting fudgestick

Is when a women fills her vagina with chocolate pudding(snack Pack) and then you fuck her. It looks as if the fudge is melting on you're dick, therefore being a melting Fudgstick.

Last night i pulled off the Melting Fudgestick...it was unreal!

by DDRalalala March 10, 2009

Melted Welly

Do have dubious facial qualities. To be ugly.

"You see that Pink? She's got a face like a melted welly"

by Brian Abbs March 2, 2004

melting popsicles

1. Katy Perry's euphemism for causing an erection (as seen in her music video for "California Girls"). 2. an ice cold sweet treat (a.k.a. a popsicle) liquefying due to some source of intense heat (such as the sun or Californian sun-kissed skin). 3. possessing skin so perfectly tanned and unblemished that it is equivalent to flirting shamelessly without even speaking a word.

1. "Damn. She just melted my popsicle."

2. "I'm in the mood for a popsicle but it's so hot out I don't want to deal with the mess if it melts..."

3. "You're skin's great! Just go to the beach for a few days, and you'll be melting popsicles in no time."

4. "Watch out! California girls have sun-kissed skin so hot they'll melt your popsicle!!!"

by Kate from California ;) August 2, 2010

melt the sugar

having sex. usually in a very hot way/place...

from the song "Melt the Sugar" by the Summer Obsession.

"hey robbie... let's go melt the sugar."

"okay babe. if you're sure..."

by jenny<333 February 19, 2007