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Vampire Meeting

When all your energy/lifeblood gets ruthlessly sucked out during a meeting with colleagues who (a) excessively repeat themselves, (b) are long talkers or (c) interrupt and/or talk over you and others.
"Today I was forced to buy a triple mocha to restore my lifeblood after a vampire meeting."
by Ceeliscious March 18, 2011
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meeting point

the place at which people congregate, normally for a sneaky one.
"Where you of to bilal?"
"i'm off to the meeting point for a sneaky one."
"i'll be there."
by bilaaaal January 11, 2014
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Topless meeting

A type of meeting intended to increase productivity by prohibiting the use of electronic devices. Hereby the use the Blackberry, iPhone, and other cell phones or hand-held devices is banned, especially laptops.
The whole managerial team is currently unavailable because they are all in a topless meeting and don't want to be disturbed.
by millibuilder April 13, 2010
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green meeting

A convening of regularly scheduled work meeting where no new business appears on the agenda. A recapitulation of old business is recycled for the purposes of 1.) the perception that progress is being made 2.) being a sounding board for the boss 3.) avoiding the addition of a new meeting with new responsibilities into the original meeting time slot. In short, a waste of valuable time.
Co-worker A: How was your meeting?

Co-worker B: We discussed nothing new and no progress has been made. It was a green meeting.
by K-Trailer December 2, 2010
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Prayer Meeting

A phrase that means ‘a group of people passing around a joint or sharing other drugs’, used to conceal their true intentions. Also called: Adult Prayer Meeting.
*Dad and Uncle Tim are walking out to the shed*
Kids: “Daddy, where are you and Uncle Tim going?”
Dad: “Were gonna have a Prayer Meeting.. you kids go in the house.”
Kids: “But we wanna pray too.”
Dad: “This is an ADULT Prayer Meeting.”
by Scrodom July 7, 2018
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Meet The Sendersons

To start the night out with the boys(or girls) and end the night with every member completly trashed.
Hey joe, are you coming to meet the sendersons tonight down at the local pub?
by Billy Fullsenderson January 20, 2023
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liquid meeting

After work drink or lunch with colleagues/customers with excessive alcohol consumption.
she : gone be home early today?
he : sorry, got a liquid meeting.
by Vinqe December 17, 2014
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