McJoint

a little homie/younger friend ; normally used in a sentence as a put down

Big Homie: "You smoked the last cigarette?" Little Homie: "Yeah" Big Homie: "Thats exactly why you a mcjoint"

by Jersey Boss January 14, 2008

McJob

The kind of "employment opportunities" that offer "room for advancement, competitive wages, and great work experience for people who have the determination to reach their maxiumum potential and become valuable members of society."

Bob: Dude, I heard your an assistant financial analyst for (insert Fortune 500 company here)! That's kick ass.

Jeff: Dude...it's a Mc-Job! What the hell is your damage?

by Phred February 23, 2005

mcjob

getting a blowjob from a clown

guy 1: dude i just got a mcjob in the alley!

guy 2: shizzle son... is he still there?

by kilby March 29, 2007

Mcjob

A job that pays low wages. A job where you can barely keep food on the table usually worked at by low class people who can't obtain the skills to get any better.

I work at Mcdonald's full time. I have a mcjob.

by Sal Vitale IV March 12, 2009

mcjesus

1. A complement; positive thing

2. The new Mcdonalds product consisting of a large veggie burger, fried cow, and a jesus action figure toy to make the kiddies happy.

1. I won a million dollars!! Thats so fukin McJesus!!!

2. Yo, you wanna go get a McJesus, I'm mad hungry. Plus I could give the toy to Fjiod.

by RibbitMan February 6, 2005

McJeffed

To be so hammered that you have to hold onto the floor so you dont fall off it. Usually cannot remember it in the morning/afternoon following.

'Sorry for the assault officer. I was totally fucking McJeffed. The nose'll heal right? Let me off with a caution?'

by Mikemonster September 8, 2005

McJudgement Day

A McGangbang with two Chicken McNuggets inserted at either end. Very possibly the best burger in the world.

I'd like a McJudgement Day please.

by McTerminator July 7, 2010