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Mary is an amazing woman,she's the best you can find.She is very beautiful,sexy,confident,and super strong.She is usually older than you but that dosnt matter.She is sweet to everyone,and She has the best smile in the whole wide world.She is flexabe plays in a lot of sports and is good at most of them.Her eyes are miles deep and you can stare at them forever but she usually wont let you.She usually has a lot of guy friends,but she is very trust worthy,so don't even worry about it.she has the perfect size curv's,and has a great taste in music.She will always tell the truth which is a good quality but not when you try to lie to her or your parents.When a you get emotional involved with a mary,don't let her go.It will be the worst mistake of your life.
Mary is very beautiful,all the guys fall for her.
Mary by ThatCute Guy November 5, 2018
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Mary is a stupid ugly bitch. She thinks that she is everyone friend. but she is wrong. everyone hates her.
Ugh, you see that stupid girl over there, she must be a Mary.
Mary by Bannana_Toast May 14, 2018
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Slang word for a womans vagina.
mary by K Keeble November 19, 2006
The person in a relationship that gets too serious too soon, or is or becomes incredibly annoying.
"Hey so what happened with you and that girl?"

"Oh she's gone, she was definitely a Mary."

or

"How's things going with that new guy?"

"I don't know I like him but I think I might have a Mary on my hands"
Mary by nstock1283 June 26, 2008
Taking a shit. An especially dirty one at that.
I'll be right back, I got to go take a mary.
Mary by such an asshole December 9, 2011
A woman from the television show supernatural who is dead. On the ceiling. She died in a fire on November 2nd, 1983.
John and Mary Husband and wife.
Bringing home a brand new life.
The Demons started to come.
They burned my mother.
-Dean Winchester
Mary by Two.Sociopaths.In.An.Impala. February 16, 2015
She had a little lamb, got impregnated by god, and gave birth to Jesus.

Its official: SHE THE GOAT
"Where did Mary's lamb go?"
"Jesus probably turned it to wine."
Mary by YoMomsSugaMomma July 11, 2017