maderchod

one who fucks his own mother.

Tu salaay, maderchod, jakay kisi aur word ka matlub dhoond.

by gs July 24, 2003

Madden

Verb. A slang term used to fool your significant other into thinking that your just going over to a co-workers house to play Madden on the PS2, when you actually go over there to get drunk and have sex with your co-workers wife.

Honey, can I go play Madden at Johns house?

Sure just don't take too long.

Trust me baby, I can't go that long!

by filasexfiend September 29, 2006

Benji Madden

Benji Madden is a guitarist in the pop-punk band Good Charlotte along with twin brother Joel Madden and friends Billy Martin and Paul Thomas. Good Charlotte has three records self-titled, Young and the Hopeless and The chronicles of life and Death. Benji taught himself how to play guitar at 16 after getting one from his mother one christmas and has been playing ever since.

Benji Madden is brother to Joel Madden who is going out with Hilary Duff

by Gerards_pants September 13, 2005

Madden Bullshit

Any play or action in Madden 08 that is some bullcrap. When the game fucks you.

"I only lost because of the madden bullshit"

by edomin02 April 20, 2008

mader

someone who is an insomniac

Mo: Hey Rich, want to come out for breakfast with us?
Rich: I can't, i'm a Mader

by elmojo December 3, 2005

madera de mañana

n. Spanish for Morning Wood, literally 'wood of the morning'. A politically correct way of expressing the fact that you have an erection that will pass undetected by the usual female, unless she is hispanic, in which case you're screwed.

Logan: I got out of bed, and all I wanted to do was beat it.
Aaron: Did you have madera de mañana?
Logan: You know it!

by Raleseau January 4, 2011

Madera Ranchos

A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain about how they can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss it when they leave. There isn't much to do except to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.

Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"

by chrisophjonson March 26, 2011