R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.

Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!

by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010

M O U N K I Y S M A N K E

W H E N Y O U S M A N K E T H A T T H I C C M O U N K I Y A N D I T T U R N S I N T O U N C L E F A T

"What are you you doing this evening, Bill?"
" S M A N K E I N G M O U N K I Y P 0 0 S Y"
"Oh, you mean M O U N K I Y S M A N K E?"

by succmyroot October 30, 2017

M.A.S.K

"MAIMERS of ATTRACTIVE SLICK KIDS" 1. A member of a fairly large gang of exceptionally ugly men.

Fabio was under constant attack from members of M.A.S.K

by Nick Dominguez March 6, 2003

D.I.N.K.U.M

Acronym for Double Income, No Kids, Unbelievable Mortgage. Describes young hard-working marrieds (or a pair of faggots) who are deferring having children whilst they plough all their money into a very large housing loan. See also D.I.N.K.

Look at that huge mansion; a couple of D.I.N.K.U.M s there.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

K.I.M

Knee Impaired Midget

"That is really something that would happen to a K.I.M."

by yeahthatone18 December 17, 2008

M.A.R.K.O

Marko Ate mcdonalds Really fast Kausing Obesity

damn he pulled a M.A.R.K.O

by m.a.r.k.o January 30, 2020

K.I.M.B

Stands for kids in my basement
For Andrew 165200065$6

I have a lot of K.I.M.B

by GrandSider November 5, 2020