letterbomb

A letter in which your girlfriend explains that your a asshole and she cant stand you

Man Lauren left me a damn Letter bomb....WTF did i do wrong???

by American Idiot December 10, 2004

litterature

Religious tracts, coupons, and "special offers" placed between one's windshield wiper and windshield. These are either balled up by the vehicle's owner and thrown on the ground, or are not noticed until the vehicle is in motion, whereupon they eventually blow off on the highway.

If you work at a mall, or any other place with a high concentration of cars in the parking lot, you are bound to remove litterature 3-5 times a week.

by Deester February 7, 2009

Lutheran

The Lutheran church was founded after Martin Luther and his followers were kicked out of the Church of Rome at the Edict of Worms.

Martin Luther exposed the contradictions and corruptions of the church leaders and sought to reform their ways and get back to the basics of the bible.

The Lutherans originally wanted to be called "Evangelicals", but the term "Lutherans" stuck.

The Lutherans are the largest branch of the Protestants.

The Lutherans stood up to corruption and got back to the basics of the bible.

by Pro Lutheran September 11, 2013

letter-bender

To fill time between jobs by furiously writing letters and sending out cv's.

I am trying to make my first feature film so am now on a crazy letter-bender trying to apply for every funding opportunity going.

I'm sure you'll get a good job by going on a letter bender.

by GIADA D. March 7, 2007

Lutheran High School

A private Christian school that is supported by an association of Lutheran churches. Families must pay tuition for their children to attend. They also rely on donations and tuition money to keep the school in business

At my daughters graduation from Lutheran High School, they passed around offering plates during the graduation ceremony. That was very tacky. I also thought we would stop receiving donation requests after our children graduated, but we still receive their mail.

by stop bugging me January 8, 2009

Plane Letter

A letter that is generally written by a friend to a friend who is travelling by plane. This letter is to be read on the plane for entertainment.

I wrote a plane letter for my friend who is travelling to Mexico.

by sayulitaa March 29, 2009

Suspended luther

A sex position in which the male performer is carefully suspended by the females vaginal pubes. In this position, the female slowly shits on the suspended male, forcing him to swallow the feces whilst he masturbates.

"Hey Jenny! Would you like to perform a suspended luther with me on Thursday? Don't shave!"

by ColonelCupcake August 18, 2016