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pulling lunch

When engaged in anal sex, pulling your penis out of the ass with feces and/or undigested food following it.
Alternative definition: When receiving deepthroat and you pull your penis out of their mouth and their lunch follows.
Hittin' dat ass doggy style, and when I popped her too deep I started pulling lunch!
I was gettin' deepthroat from my secretary. She must have got scared when the door opened, she backed off and I was pulling lunch outta her head!
by Unspeakable Darkness June 1, 2019
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packing a lunch

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work
RON: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
TIM: I am PACKING A LUNCH.
by CORNBIOFUEL@HOTMAIL.COM February 21, 2009
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nigger lunch

Any lunch break meeting or exceeding 2 hours in length during the normal working day.
Man, Jerome has been gone for a while... He must be taking a nigger lunch.
by OCB April 24, 2008
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bag lunch

When three or more guys share a condom, and the girl slurps the collective jizz down.
"I didn't believe her when she said that's what she wanted, but Crash begged for a bag lunch. I'm just glad I was the first with the condom, I don't want the AIDS."
by Ill-tempered Pirate November 28, 2007
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Lunch Money

The most commonly-stolen item of weak public-schoolers, especially in lower-income areas where the schools do not put money on a computerized lunch account. At such a school, students have to bring in the necessary money each day to buy their meal, allowing bullies to steal money that they can actually use, as opposed to a check (is it spelled 'cheque'?).
Ferdinand: Yeah, Corey stole my lunch money again.

Baron: No problem. I'll share my lunch with you.
by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005
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Lunch Mutiny

When a group of co-workers decide on a destination for lunch, only to find that a few select members of the group have decided to go elsewhere. These individuals inform the original organizer typically as the excursion begins, i.e. on the way out the door or while in the car.
Laurie about threw a punch when she found out that her trip to dine at the elegant Thai restaurant was the subject of a lunch mutiny to Five Guys Burgers by Tyler and Brad.
by Rusty Adams November 11, 2009
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Lunch Meet

Lunch Meet is a useless waste of time; bull shitting and babbling.
Unicorn: Good Noon!
Rainbow: Good Nooon!
Unicorn: How's your xanax?
Rainbow: I'm too scared to take it!
Unicorn: Eat my hamburger
Shuman: I love Lunch Meet!
by Shuman's Dad June 9, 2009
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