lunchbox

A man's genitals: Meat + two veg

Patient complaining: Man, I hate this—it's like a kick in the nuts.
Nurse reality checking: Your lunchbox vegetables are firmly out of scope here. It's just physiotherapy.

by prototypist October 18, 2021

Mongolian Lunchbox

When a girl rides your face so hard it warms up all your face “meat” just like the Mongolians did with their beef. AMEN

Hey baby doll why don’t you come over here and get yourself a Mongolian Lunchbox!

by Pump&Dump Daddy December 9, 2022

Tennessee Lunchbox

Pour about a half cup of Tennessee Whiskey or Moonshine on to your partner's Vagina and proceed to "eat your lunch".

Dude, you gave her a Tennessee Lunchbox after the show?

by Live From Knoxville October 29, 2021

Norwegian's lunchbox

A particularly foul smelling vagina

"Well Mick, I pulled her pants down and was nearly sick. She was fishier than a norwegian's lunchbox!"
"Well Paddy, she is dead"

by Shasta McScumbag September 9, 2016

Licky licky lunchbox

Eatin' puss

Tim: ayo I'm finna bouta licky licky lunchbox

Rick: what?

Tim: ya know, suckin' vag!

by Abs Chester February 17, 2022

Hobo's Lunchbox

Hobos Lunchbox:
Eating a girl out when she hasnt showered in a couple days when her crotch smells like piss and shit and hot sweaty fish found in a dumpster.

I went camping with my girlfriend last weekend. I was in the mood for fish tacos but ended up getting a hobo's lunchbox.

by Hugh J. Ness February 9, 2020

Thai Lunchbox

When you stack two “lady boys” on top of one another, make devil horns with a hand (pinky and index finger), and finger bang their assholes like two chopsticks.

I was so drunk in Bangkok that I thought I was taking two girls back to my hotel room, but I ended giving them a Thai Lunchbox and sent them on their way.

by anonymous January 15, 2025