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Lumberjack Piss

A urination of significant length, volume and satisfaction that could be compared to the satisfying deep forest pissing of a largely boned and built lumberjack in an aromatic lushly foliated evergreen forest.
I waited all night to piss but when I finally did it was a huge Lumberjack Piss.
by Dick Grande July 3, 2022
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Lumberjack Hippie

A relatively new breed of hippie/hipster that stereotypically resemble lumberjacks. Essential attire includes, plaid or flannel shirt, tight blue jeans cuffed at the bottom, work boots, trucker hat or coon skin cap, and beard. They prefer acoustic banjo over guitar, and romanticize farming.
The fleet foxes show last night was full of smelly lumberjack hippies.
by spinladen August 12, 2011
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Lumberjack Shit

The most unholy of bowel movements.
"Hey I'll be right back, those Nacho's really gave me the lumberjack shits."
by Dassinbogs June 30, 2017
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Lumberjack Chode

It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.

This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?

Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-

(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
by Grant Hansen July 3, 2018
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Lumberjack Vegetable

A hearty soup designed with the survival needs of lumberjacks in mind. The soup was conceived by a Bowling Green, Ohio proprietor and is a popular dish at Myles Dairy Queen.
There is no way I can handle a heaping bowl of Lumberjack Vegetable, right now.
by Hey.YoungHumma.Hey May 19, 2011
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California Lumberjack

synonym for 'hipster'
"Gobun wears flannel and listens to death grips. He's a california lumberjack"
by MrGobun January 6, 2015
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lumberjack's elbow

Tendinitis acquired from chopping wood.
I've been single too long ... My lumberjack's elbow is getting worse.
by Ricardo Macho February 20, 2014
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