Lolicrat

A person who draws/watches fictional CP and insists it isn’t that bad, and isn’t that much of a big deal, since it “isn’t illegal”

These people usually claims it’s a “coping mechanism”, or just a “fantasy” but either way it isn’t acceptable.

Kai: bro it’s fictional cp, it isn’t real, it’s a fantasy.
Bob: bro be quiet you lolicrat

by IACNESS133 June 7, 2025

Lolicon

Lonely is a Japanese term for a young or young female anime/manga. Basically, a character that looks like an eight-year-old girl but anime incels will say she's actually 3000 years old and she's actually beyond the age of consent. However, it will be an eight-year-old character and those incels/pedos will have no problem drawing them in sexual ways

Mike: Hey, Boi, have you heard about that new Lolicon drawing that came out, gosh I wish she was real.
Chad: dude, get away from me, you reek of shit, and you're chopped. Get some therapy, man
Mike: Don't talk to my waifu like that.
Chad: *Walks Away

by ChadLit April 11, 2026

Lolicon

A person who reads, watches, consumes, or otherwise enjoys Loli content, Lolis, or young girls, typically in anime.

Person 1: I love this anime character, she's so hot!
Person 2: Isn't she a kid?
Person 1: Yea, so?
Person 2: Ew, Lolicon.

by V1nny_211 September 3, 2025

Louice

louice is a girl's name that is similar to the name louise with an S. but louice with a C is nicer. but louice is a girl who is so lovely. she is a girl who has the three S's. smart, sweet and sexy. when you meet a louice you immediately notice that she is a girl who cares about others. if I were to describe the type of girl she is, she is an A student. if you ever meet a louice, take care of her and never let go because she is probably the best girl you will meet.

Wow Louice is so wonderful!

by Sötnöten January 15, 2026

human lolipede

Play on word/film title: human centipede

Another type of lol

Used in convosation

Person 1: So then I like, slapped him round the face!

Person 2: HAHAHAHA, what a human lolipede!!!!!!!

Person 1: :') he is such a cuntnugget! lols

by human lolipede May 21, 2011

certified.lolicon

Seggsiest Mf Alive.

Have you heard of certified.lolicon? - Yeah I have he’s pretty seggsy

by certified.lolicon March 15, 2021

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome is a disease and based on Lolis, it can takes years to cure

Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds

by Cultistmania June 10, 2023