Four Loko

A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation

-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD

by guitarboy7 August 4, 2018

Loko

Loko is the definition of the craziest member of the band/the gang.

Yo ma nigga you're the loko, tou freaky motherfucker

by Batinkata August 4, 2019

Loko

An alternate form of the Spanish ‘Loco’ which means crazy or hyper.

Hey did you see Kyle? He went Loko last night on defense.

by Kylefishes October 24, 2019

Loko Tu Dame Juiced

A juicy Kit Kat( to men).
A juicy Slim Jim( to women).

Hot man: That was Loko Tu Dame Juiced
Hot woman: Ah Ah, Thank You

by DaRoger October 27, 2019

Loko Thursday

Every Thursday, you need to consume 4 Four Lokos, making your Thursday a little more Loko if you will.

Yo, tryna run Loko Thursday and hit bars after?

by Grizzound November 6, 2023

Four Loko

Silly Ipecac

Me and the boys got crunked out on those four loko's last night. I nearly got alcohol poisoning!

by Rudolph's Victim January 5, 2024

four loko factor

the unplanned intrusion by four loko into your average night out plans. often leads to a really bizarre next day.

"bro i stood up my girlfriend last night but completely by mistake. i was getting ready for the date and sipping on my for loko. next thing i know im waking up on the lawn naked at noon the next day and my dog is licking peanut butter of my dick. its that damn four loko factor. what a sneaky bastard.

by Raoulduke69 January 18, 2024