Four Loko

A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation

-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD

by guitarboy7 August 4, 2018

Loko

Loko is the definition of the craziest member of the band/the gang.

Yo ma nigga you're the loko, tou freaky motherfucker

by Batinkata August 4, 2019

Four Loko

A drink made for pussies. Extremely low alcohol content but will make a basic bitch pretend like it’s getting her drunk.

I’m gonna go get drunk while drinking a four lokos.

by Treyverse October 8, 2020

Four Lokos

A Drink made for pussy ass bitches.

I’m going to go pretend like I’m getting drunk off a weak ass drink like Four Lokos.

by Treyverse October 8, 2020

Loko

A shite person

Gachafag are all loko

by HamburgerCheeseburgerMan October 12, 2020

Loko Thursday

Every Thursday, you need to consume 4 Four Lokos, making your Thursday a little more Loko if you will.

Yo, tryna run Loko Thursday and hit bars after?

by Grizzound November 6, 2023

Four Loko

Silly Ipecac

Me and the boys got crunked out on those four loko's last night. I nearly got alcohol poisoning!

by Rudolph's Victim January 5, 2024