Front Loader

When you squat over a toilet to shit, but the shit hits the front of the bowl, not allowing the water to flush it down

I dropped a Front Loader in the toilet at West Penn Hospital and had to grab some TP and help it along

by Fhdbshdnsh June 19, 2016

Value s musket loader

Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.

Be sure to keep your receipt s

Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.

Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.

You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.

Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.

by Rev Modé February 2, 2022

Quadruple Mitchell Musket Loader

Just like the original Montana musket loader but with an added twist. You need 5 Man Dimes to perform this feat. One to be loaded and 4 to do the loading. Each of the 4 loaders puts the Copenhagen in their mouths while the recipient gets on all fours, ass up. All 4 Dimes at once spits the tobacco on the brown eye and stuffs it in as far as they can with all 4 cocks at once.

Man, Mitch got fucked up last night. He let all four of us give him the quadruple Mitchell musket loader then he blew it all out on the wall and passed out!

by Dr. Dangler February 10, 2021

Loader Boating

When a male ejaculates semen or a “load” onto a partners breasts and then proceed to shake ones face between them while making sound or “motor boat.”

My face was covered in jizz after I finished loader boating your mom last night.

by Herby8ed October 7, 2022

speed loader

tampon

I use a speed loader when I am on the rag.

by [e-mail] March 12, 2011

Louisville loader

Some one who goes from truck stop to truck stop getting as many guys to cum inside of them as they can.

Cohen- I just broke my Louisville loader record by 5 guys.
Vinnie- great mine record is 7 so you definitely beat me

by The Liberian March 3, 2025

loadered

The past tense of drinking too much alcohol, to the point of blacking out large portions of the night.

"I dunno how I got so loadered last night, but now I can't find my clothes!"

by Evan G May 10, 2005