limp bling

Bling that doesnt fit and hangs limp and often falls off when pointing at things

Yiam wears limp bling of a bracelet as it is longer it got more gold innit

by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005

Limp of shame

after a night of having sex a in another guy's room a girl walks across campus back to her room limping because of the serious pounding her vagina took.

you seen that girl?she was doing the limp of shame back to her room after she got it on with john.

by CecilBDemented January 9, 2009

Limp Jizzkit

The state of a cock that has just been ridden the shit out of.

Holy shit man, she fucked me so hard I had a Limp Jizzkit for days.

by Mr. Asshole August 8, 2006

limp bizkit

a game in witch several guys stand a circle jerking their wangs and spewing their loads on another guy standing in the middle-(pivot man).

guy-1 : hey, were having a circle-jerk, wanna join?

guy-2 : no, my arm hurts.

guy-1 : well, thats ok, you can just stand in the middle. you make a great pivot man.

guy-2 : great!!!!

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

limp bizkit

The band that destroyed Woodstock and FM radio. see, unfocused anger, latent homoeroticism, meathead metal

Extreme Dude #1: How does Durst do it?
Extreme Dude #2: I know -- he has a small wang, but still goes to bed with chicks.
Extreme Dude #1: I wish my wang were that small.
#2: Haha! Mine is!
#1: I was just joking.
#2: Oh (looks down)

by Self-Hating Hipster August 23, 2005

limp bizkit

A band that uses the word "fuck" more than once i neach song. The people who like them, your with me, and rap a metal should be mixed together. Then, there a losers who say limp bizkit is gay, while they jam out in their car with Simple Plan songs.

"Dude, did you here that Limp Bizkit song, Nookie?"
"Screw L1mp B1zk1t, 1 g0t s0m3t1n b3ta, g000000 S1mple p1an, w00t! L33t rockzzzz!

by TKOSoundco November 22, 2006

limp dick

husband who would rather jack off than have sex with hot and horny wife

1.) Did you know Jon is a limp dick? And his wife is smokin' hot!

2.) Even though she was great in bed, he still remained a limp dick.

by limpdickwife May 15, 2009