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Lavont

the sexist, gummiest, curly headed beast that's not one to shy away from a fight. He pulls all the hoes, and he'll pull up to your crib beat the fuck out you, turn around to your girl and consensually fuck her till she calls him daddy (they usually do in 5 seconds) then pull out because no one disserves his nut, kill you and then grind on Xbox 360 till he feels like doing again. he also shoots people if they disrespect him and is loyal, caring, kind and optimistic despite what he may do, just make sure to not get on his bad side.
"that dude Lavont? nah I'm not tryna talk shit about him if i know what's good for me but he chill asf tho and loyal just dont pillow talk him
by the poopiest October 30, 2025
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Gene Lamont

Is the real GOAT (the first ever GOAT)
by The true/real Tom Brady May 21, 2018
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lucas lamont

A fat mother fucked who makes the worst first impression imaginable, although is pretty smart does not put in the work what so ever and because of that reason under achieves in everything he does, hasn't one a single thing in his entire life and has spent his whole entire life eating and playing xbox, is really really ugly and is a disappointment to his family as he procrastinates in everything, even things he wants to do.
oh god i’m turning into a lucas lamont
by ohmymymymy November 7, 2019
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tia lamont

She is a Thirsty person. She is also sweet but very dirty minded
Rowan: Damn I really like that Tia Lamont chick
Everyone else : Yeah she is quite nice
by Iown5kidsfromcraigslist July 30, 2020
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thomas lamont

A caring short black guy that wears glasses and has a big heart
I love Thomas Lamont

He loves you too
I know
by MoeMoneyMcG1222 May 22, 2022
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Tia Lamont

Tia is a kind and loving person that deserves the world.
Damn Tia Lamont is so cool, she's the best.
by Terryboi August 14, 2022
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Tia Lamont

Tia Lamont is a caring and loving person that deserves the world.
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