straight laced

The only so called "Oi!" band in Louisville. They sing about being drunk, the oppression that is cast upon the working class, and are somehow are able to throw in a few too many "oi oi oi!'s" in the middle of all their useless ramble.
-Oh shit, those boys from Straight Laced tagged my store front again.
-They suck.
by cokehead0975834 August 8, 2006
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fat lace

Fat laces are like regular laces, but a lot wider. They are most commonly used in combination with skateshoes, although they are also used in shoes that are not skate-specific but worn alot by skaters, like Converse Allstars. Fat laces are seldomly tied, most of the time they are just tucked away in the shoe.
Fat laces often have bright colours and colours that are contrasting with the shoe they are in. Left and right don't have to be of the same colour, too.
"Check out my new pink fat laces!"
"Dude, they are awesome! They must be an inch wide."
by Magic Missile March 14, 2006
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Straight laced

What celibate non drinkers/smokers/drug takers used to be called before the straight edge scene came along and made the stuck up tossers feel EVEN more high and mighty.
Guy1: Yo i got dizz for the club shall we bring Becky and try and get a threesome going?
Girl: Nah shes properly straight laced she wont be up for that
Guy: deep
by thefuckisapseudonym? June 12, 2012
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Laced Curtains

Laced Curtains...the frilly foreskin of an non-aroused uncircumcised penis.
Did you see that big guy in the shower pulling back his laced curtains and cleaning out the smegma?
by Rank Strainger March 25, 2020
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laced up

To knock someone out with one good punch to the head.
Yo' bitch, you gonna get LACED UP right here if you don't back off me.
by Steven September 8, 2003
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lace curtains

lace curtains are the loose foreskin of an uncircumcised guy.
I like to stick my tongue in the lace curtains of uncut guys to see if I can taste their duck-butter!
by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021
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straight laced

Being in a state of ignorance; living under a rock. Doesn't use offensive language, has trouble talking to women, and carries around a bottle of water.
If you need an example, you're pretty straight laced!!
by Mr. Echo May 5, 2010
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