Loresteir

The act of sitting in an unhealthy posture.

Give me an example of your loresteir while you're sitting.

by Tollbus Piths October 10, 2023

Hot Lords

Variation of “good lord” or “good god”

“I must be so careful with this very heavy and fragile...

—oh, Hot Lords!”

-D. Struechtiv

by Nekomesha June 4, 2018

big lots special

An over the pants hand job, a baby wipe bath, and a four loko - not necessarily in that order.

Hey Grant, heard you had the late shift at the hospital- your girl gonna give you the big lots special when you get home?

by ELANKorenGrant July 19, 2018

so lots

when you love someone so much that’s words don’t do your feelings justice. appropriate when your words come out jumbled up everytime you try to express your feelings. used when “so much” and “a lot” don’t cover just how much you love someone.

I love you so lots, LB.

by mfenn December 30, 2020

Mitch "The Loris" McConnell

Looks sadly harmless and timid yet its poison will kill you.

It was so stunning that President "The Donald" advocated a $2,000.00 stimulus check, one would never have thought a career politician would oppose it. But leave it to Mitch "The Loris" McConnell to have blocked it.

by Maxesquire December 31, 2020

I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!

Luigi, look!
It's from bowser!
"Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalings an I have taken over the mushroom kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 koopa hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!"
We gotta find the princess!
AND YOU GOTTA HEL PUS!
If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, Check out the enclosed, instruction book
Looks kinda peaceful
looks are decieving, when koopas are involved
(Abrupt end)

Fat mario hotel: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay luigi?
Gay luigi: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!

by Nintendrew November 23, 2022

Lortoned

The act of getting too drunk and being thrown out of a concert.

We went out partying last night before the Modest Mouse concert and ended up getting lortoned before it even started.

by Prestin March 26, 2008