string loader

When you shoot out your dick but it has a solidity to it. Almost like that of Spider-Man.
Timbob has a real string loader. Never letting that in my mouth. YUCK!
by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017
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Steam loader

The act of pooping in a potato gun and blasting it off into a woman’s gash (vagina).
Brett Bulovsky: did you see Marynn at the party after midnight?
Garit Pedersen: no I only saw her before then.
Brett Bulovsky: yeah... that’s because I have her a steam loader and she got upset and left.
by Madgash5000 December 28, 2019
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Simon loader

Can I have a Simon loader
by CDC 137 August 25, 2023
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Simon loaders

Please May I have a double Simon loaders with ice and a slice
by PBod August 25, 2023
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Arizona musket loader

When you take some trapadactyl to the traphouse for a lovely evening of hotrails and methsex. The actual act is when you are fucking your sacknasty and are about to bust a nut you pull out and jamb a meth shard into your pee hole and jamb it back into the little disgustsfuck. Bonus points if you hit the dangly-dangly thing in the back of her throat.
Arizona has dope so good
You will hit the next trapsdactyl with an arizona musket loader"w
by Beefcake_520 July 29, 2022
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Trophy loader

A trophy loader is a loader who conveys more value to the gun employing them than simply putting cartridges in the shotgun. A trophy loader might be a successful competition shooter, a well-known or prestigious coach, or might be considered aesthetically pleasing.
I have employed top shot and esteemed coach Ed Solomons as my trophy loader for the shoot day next week.
by Elbie February 24, 2014
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Value s musket loader

Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.

Be sure to keep your receipt s
Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.

Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.

You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.

Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.
by Rev Modé February 02, 2022
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