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Line Back

A mysterious ailment which affects the lower back during or just before a period of hard work. It renders the sufferer unable to do unpleasant tasks but miraculously leaves them physically capable of doing tasks that are enjoyable. Ironically the sufferer is never affected during slack work periods. The cause of this ailment is believed to be genetic as it appears to only affect members of one family and to alleviate the symptoms, the sufferer must sit on the internet all day, carry a box of pain killers at all times but not necessarily take them, and eventually go home until the hard work period is over.
Bob: "Jim, we are going to be busy over the next few days so we need you to scrub the decks and wash the tender while you are on duty"
Jim: "Sorry Bob, I've just come down with Line back so I can't do any of that. I don't mind sitting on my fat arse in the control room watching movies though if that helps?"
Bob: Line back? Didn't your sister have that a month ago?
by Mr Tête de Pomme de Terre March 31, 2010
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line dance

In which a group of 5 or more girls lines up on a bed while a male repeatedly and in rapid succession thrusts and ejaculates in them, usually for mass reproduction.
"Hey girl, wanna come over to my house and line dance?"
by sextionaryist November 24, 2016
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line beard

1.beard used to separate an overweight man first chin from his second
2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are
"We have a winner! The guy with the xxxxl white T shirt and cock-eyed pinwheel hat wins line beard of the night award!"
by chauncey July 20, 2004
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line number

In Greek organizations, one's line number represents their position in line.
line numbers:

#1 - Ace or Captain
#2 - Deuce
#3 - Tres
#4 - ?
#5 - ?
#6 - ?
#7 - Taildog or Anchor
by greeky January 12, 2008
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Line of Fire (Angels Kiss)

This is the act of taking ones erect penis and holding it horizontally and thereafter setting a line of coke down the length of the shaft. A female then begins to snort from the base up, as you continue the act of holding the penis steady. When the female reaches the tip, one then lets go of the shaft causing the penis to fly in an upward motion slapping the female on the tip of the nose with the tip of the penis. This moment is known as the "Angels Kiss."
The Line of Fire (Angels Kiss) as preformed in a real life situation: Your girlfriend comes over to "watch a movie." You suggest something more exciting and edgy instead. She says "Hey, why don't we snort a line and get freaky?" "Better idea, why don't YOU snort a line, only off of my genitals though!" you say back. "lets do it!" she quickly replies. (every time) No more than a few minutes later you have an erect penis with a line of coke laid ever so gently atop its shaft. With one nostril pinched closed she looks up, giggles, and places her nose at the base of your penis. She then begins to snort. The moment may come fast or fairly slow depending on the level of experience your girlfriend may have with snorting coke. Never the less when the time comes you will know. With one simple swish of the hand you let go of your penis causing it to successfully fly up and smack her right in the nose. As you look down triumphantly at your white powder-tip nosed girlfriend, you may then step back and show your dominance once more by "serving" her for as long as you deem necessary.
by Fif Pew Pew! June 10, 2009
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Line up

(UK style)

A line up is when a line of males receives blowjobs from a female. Usually the female is in early/mid teens.

Line ups may occur on the streets in certain parts of the UK, On fields, and generally anywhere where there is:

1. Alcohol.
2. A gang of scals.
3. A slut.
"Oi slag, do a line up"

"She is propa line up material"

"LINE UP LADS!"
by Fappa January 11, 2009
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line wolf

A man who preys on ex girlfriends with current relationship problems, over the phone,text, or facebook.
Adam: I heard Jacob hooked up with Brie last night
Me:yeah he was {preying} on her for awhile waiting to go in for the kill hes such a line wolf
by chronicjuggalo September 3, 2011
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