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Kristian

Commonly mistaken for Tristan, Kristian's are known for harbouring an alter ego which comes out every time they pass a mirror. Although you must beware as they are known scone snatchers!! They are also Grandmas favourite cousin, but only issue is ... she thinks its Tristan.
Is that Tristan?
No!!
Sorry I mean Kristian!
by Granny54321 March 21, 2023
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Kristiane

Kristiane is a short person who doesn't touch alcohol and likes the elderly men in the school
Kristiane did you sleep with the teacher again?
by Kristianefanpage May 10, 2022
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Kristian Kostov

THE FUCKIN HOTTEST SINGER AND SONGWRITER ON EARTH,

HES SO HOT AND KILLS EVERYTHING WITH JUST BREATHING. HES AN ADORABLE BULGARIAN/RUSSIAN SINGER AND IS SO PRETTY

Go check his social medias
Instagram
- @Kristian_Kostov_official
Twitter
-@KristianKostov_
YouTube
-Kris Kostov
Facebook
-@Kristian.Kostov.OfficialFanPage
Ask.fm
-@ KrisikKostiv (Кристиан Костов)
STRANGER: Do you know this Kristian Kostov boy?
Me: LET ME MARRY HIM PLEASE

"You look like Kristian Kostov" - meaning for Awesomazing

"The floor is lava" = "The floor is Kristian Kostov" you generally let yourself fall down to the floor and kiss it then.
by I'm very hungry November 28, 2017
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Kristian

I have a big willy unlike kristian
by Fryguy367 September 10, 2023
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Kristian

Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world
Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior
by Iamkingsavage December 8, 2020
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Kristian

A tender ass chopped nigga who girlfriend cheats on him , overall a great loving person but cant stop getting played , great basketball player so everything cancels out , still a great boyfriend also
Kristian js got cheated on for the 7th time
by eycbcyebceyce February 13, 2025
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Kristian L

second name starts with an L because all he's taking is L's. He is also most likely an degenerate incel
"omg Kristian L is such a loser right?"
by BiggyManJones March 29, 2022
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