Tim Knott

An individual who indulges in drugs at a young age with his friends while screaming racist, sexist, and ableist terms at any blackie in the area

Sudanese Nigger from Dandenong: Oi Tim Knott do you want some Ketamine?

Tim Knott: Easy ya dumb faggot nigger

by Kon2k July 19, 2022

Dog Knotts

Like the landlord from the later seasons of Three’s Company but between a dog’s haunches

“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”

“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”

“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”

“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”

by noiamnotghos August 26, 2022

Nig Knotts

Dreadlocks, cornrows, or any other braided hairdo that African Americans wear.

“Is this a fucking pube in the sink?!”
“No, it must have fallen out of that dudes nig knotts when he was in here before you”

by Morch Punkey November 17, 2023

Salloon Knotting

Getting drunk with a bottle of booze up the ass.

Jeff hooked up with this nasty chick that convinced him to go "Salloon Knotting" with her and all he remembers is a bottle of champagne with everyone laughing hysterically at him when he got a erection from her wiggling the bottle around in his ass.

by Maniconwords February 12, 2025

Cock-Knotted

The engorged tip of the K-9's phallus that sometimes manifests while engaged in coitus. It often causes dogs to be stuck together until swelling subsides.

Look, the dogs are humping in the street and they're stuck together. They must be cock-Knotted!

by ShiftAltNumlock December 4, 2025