Keyboard warrior

A bunch of worthless idiots who think they are safe behind that screen but when you confront them they act different and beg you not to cut their throat.

Keyboard warrior

by Punjabi power September 2, 2020

Keiko

A regular Japanese name. Not having any reference, to any whale, or anything just. Just a name.
Means: Gift from Above, or blessing.

The word 'Keiko' is also pronounced 'Kay-co' not 'Kee-co' like the whale's name.

Me: Hi Keiko.
Keiko: Hi.

by A person WITH the name Keiko June 10, 2005

keyboard

1.the only thing, besides your penis, that's in your hands right now.
2. apparently it is a weapon (see the movie WANTED)

oh bro could you hold my keyboard for me? no, not that the other thing.

by ZBreezy June 28, 2009

Keyboard Klansman

n: The loser, with a surplus of time on his hands, that clicks on YouTube links just so he can leave a racist rant in the comments section.

This individual is usually hard to identify/locate, since he chooses to express his bad-ass, pseudo-nazi rhetoric from the safety of his super-secret Racist Loser Batcave.

The rants of these losers are easily identified by misspelled words, lack of punctuation, and overusage of profanity.

ex 1: In the news today: Jimbo Johnson, aka niggerhayter1981, was severely beaten after several members of the G.W. Bush High School basketball team uncovered the true identity of the elusive keyboard klansman.
He will be missed.

ex 2: "Dang-Gone!! another McDonald's application denied! ...and it's all cuzza them dang Mexicans!! Looks like a job for the Keyboard Klansman... I'll show 'em!"

by Harry Hogdick February 15, 2009

Keymon

Funny, Talkative, Layed back, good friend
Is loveable and is talkative he is black so don't get it twisted.

He is a good friend and a good lover. He is sexy and chill and is also shy but doesn't like when people get in his face. Also a boy name

Girl A:Hey who is that??

Girl B:Oh that is just Keymon
Girl A: Well he is sexy girl
Girl B: I know right

by Keymon October 26, 2016

Keyboard Smegma

The food particules, skin flakes, and dust that accumulates in the crevices between your keys on your keyboard and rots. Later, you can collect your keyboard smegma and use for sprinklings on cupcakes that will be given to your worst enemy.

Jim: I hate Rob so much. I need to repay him for the misdeeds he's done.

Larry: Hey, I got an idea?

Jim: What?

Larry: Let's bake up some cupcakes, top them off with keyboard smegma, and give 'em to him. He'll enjoy the rich, dense texture of the cake and crunch away on the bits of smegma. Stupid bastard!

Jim: Good idea Larry! That'll teach that SOB.

by McPhatty May 18, 2006

keyboard warrior

some insecure, sad souls who spread bullshit on internet about people on forums like this one

Anonymous no.1: "hey, have you seen those messages describing that guy on here?"

Anonymous no.2: "yeah, must be keyboard warriors, fuck the lot of them hey?"

by youdon'tknowme! July 21, 2010