Keanu

Keanu is an amazing person he is loving and kind I was friends with him and trust me hold on to them Keanu’s can be mean if you make them mean but once you start to love him you will fall so hard he is the best and he prob;y will have an amazing sex life cause he is so very handsome

Girl 1 :Keanu is my best friend

Girl 2 : Bitch he is my bestfriend back tf off

by Your best friend yuliza November 3, 2020

Keanu

Keanu the Weirdo. Calls himself beautiful and is mean. Sits all day playing Minecraft Hypixel Bedwars

Guy1:did you know that Keanou is actually set up to be the second ever double rainbow prestige player in hypixel history?
Guy2:WOAH WHAT REALLY??Keanu??? I thought there were five others already?

by jayjgamer123 November 26, 2021

Keanu

Someone very weak and stupid, the only reason they exist is to mop floors and clean mugs.

I saw a keanu in the cafeteria today

by keanusgirlfriendhuayi August 27, 2021

Keanu Reeves

A drawing of a head of a male with big eyes and fat lips. It can range to different animals with male human faces. The naming process for the drawing goes by what the shape is, the word ending "anu", and then "Reeves" as the last name.

"Wow, that fish sure has big eyes and fat lips, it surely is a Fishanu Reeves like Keanu Reeves!"

by bionys, the vegan robot June 3, 2022

Keanu

keanu is a guy that’s very beautiful, he has ocean blue eyes (you fall in love with them in one second), the most beautiful smile you have ever seen and a character that’s incredible. If you have a keanu as boyfriend your the happiest person in the word. he is always there for you and care about you a lot. he wants that you’re always ok and nothing is wrong. he can also be very protective, if another guy grabs you or do something bad you know that keanu is fixing that for you. so if you know a keanu make sure you hold him als long as possible because he’s the meaning of perfekt

do you know a keanu?

i want one

by djwic818hs November 21, 2021

Keanu

Keanu is a man of many talents including being short but having a massive monster dick. He gives small dick energy but when you up close jou koekie klop!

“Did you see Keanu was with Jordan?”
“She looks so inlove”
“Id be too”

by slandermander2345 May 4, 2022

Keanu

Keanus are absolutely the best guys in the world. They are so much fun to be around, but they are also loyal, reliable, and ambitious. They will make you laugh, and casually pop a ring on your finger in a few months of dating. Keanus are husband material. They're smart, make great theologians and finance bros. Everyone needs a Keanu in their life.

Girl 1 : My Keanu makes me laugh till I'm on the floor.

Girl 2 : Where can I get one of those?!

by holy_guac April 24, 2025