Keanu

Keanu is a man of many talents including being short but having a massive monster dick. He gives small dick energy but when you up close jou koekie klop!

“Did you see Keanu was with Jordan?”
“She looks so inlove”
“Id be too”

by slandermander2345 May 5, 2022

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Keanu

Idk Jennifer got to him or somethin?

Person 1: hey, you seen Keanu?

Person 2: nah, jen got him.

by Ilikegingerbreadman December 24, 2021

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Keanu

is a little 15-year old who likes older women because he has mommy issues

"mommy" " ew stop being a keanu"

by eastkanye March 9, 2022

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Keanu Kelly

Keanu Kelly is a person who plays minecraft alllllllllllllllll the time
This person is always red and blushing
Their mum calls them unique
They're a big ksi

"Keanu Kelly is a big skill issue"
"Yeah i know right"

by dfjsufiusdbfdfcxa October 20, 2022

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keanu bennett

keanu bennett is a guy who is really cute and thinks he looks like shit at school. he has obly a couple of friends and is normally left out in a friend group he doesn’t relate to

“omg are you keanu bennett?”

by stanjakesimforclearskin May 13, 2022

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