Go-karting

When a group of grown hammered drunk men spend time getting hammered from behind

Last weekend me and my buddies went go-karting

by Masterdriver May 15, 2021

Mario Karted

When all the NPCs in Mario Kart decide they hate your guts.

"Hey, this is the third red shell I've been hit with in 15 seconds!"
"Dang, you're getting Mario Karted.

by kole49544 February 15, 2024

mario kart

A game where gi is the worst at.

person 1: oh my god im so bad at mario kart
person 2: ok gi

by bawlstothewall April 28, 2022

Mario Kart Down

A funny way to describe when someone falls or has an accident, similar to things that happen in the video game Mario Kart. The phrase is used for moments that are especially entertaining or surprising.

A soccer player jumps to head the ball but lands awkwardly and falls over a teammate, flailing their arms. The funny way they fall makes everyone laugh, so someone might call it a “Mario Kart Down.”

by NovahCaine August 16, 2025

Kart and Cuddle

When you and a female companion(wife, girlfriend, etc.) get together for a good gmae of Mario Kart and cuddling. May lead to sex depending on who wins or loses.

Male friends: Hey man, what do you have planned for tonight?
Me: Nothing much but I promised the girlfriend we would kart and cuddle.

by X_Webster October 12, 2019

Mario Kart

Named after the Lil Mariko.

Person1: hey have you ever heard of Mario Kart?
Person 2: oh, you mean the song writer Lil Mariko?

by Doge2.0 April 12, 2023

Mario Kart

A f*cking awesome ass game that everyone should play

P1: Yo let’s play the best game ever!
P2: Mario Kart?
P1: f*ck. yea

by Metroid > Zelda May 29, 2023