The girlfriend of Eman. She had no powers until she died and her conscious survived then she had powers like Eman.
by superb911 October 5, 2010

Kid 1: Bro I wish I was as cool as Zeke Kane
Kid 2: I know bro, I heard he’s the coolest kid in the universe
Kid 2: I know bro, I heard he’s the coolest kid in the universe
by Whshdisidjfhdhwhwjwhdh November 25, 2018

by Hello lad May 22, 2020

by KanePersuad69 October 25, 2023

An act of semi-rape. Named after the man who first performed this action on New Years Day. To be "Kev Kaned" is to be fingered whilst heavily drunk, objecting to it but because you're so drunk you are vunerable and just leave it.
Person 1: Holy s**t, did you hear what happened to Jessica?
Person 2: OMG what????
Person 1: She was Kev Kaned at the weekend!
Person 2: F**king hell.
Person 2: OMG what????
Person 1: She was Kev Kaned at the weekend!
Person 2: F**king hell.
by Yo mama is so fat LULZ January 11, 2009

Kane Tanaka is a Japanese supercentenarian born on January 2, 1903. At 117 years of age, she is the oldest living person as of 2020.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 30, 2020

by Dr wankinyoureye May 29, 2021
