Kansas University

The greatest place on the universe. Bar none. Everyone who goes here is a saint.

Oh and Muck Fizzou.

Man I love Kansas University. It's the greatest place in the whole entire world. Muck Fizzou Muck Fizzou Muck Fizzou.

by yo mommmmmmmmmmma November 6, 2007

kansas city

Nicknamed K-town or Killa City.Wyandotte,KC .Rival to the Bay Area.The most ruthless city for all yall busters who sleep'n.

the biggest gangs and most violentin Kansas city are Westside 29st, westside23st, florencia 13, sur13, folks, southdale bloodz(SLOBS), crips, latin kings, brown pride, black power, spanish diciples, vice lords, C-13, S.M.O.G, 18st, south side,Parkwood,5th st,51st, Quindaro

by Juss Marvelous April 25, 2006

Kansas Science

Humbuggery. B.S. The opposite of "science" as the rest of the world understands it.

A result of the Kansas school board redefining science to accomodate the creationist viewpoint embodied in so-called Intelligent Design.

Gravity is caused by elves. Faeries are responsible for the behavior of electrons. Dinosaurs and humans coexisted. This is all provable by Kansas Science!

by James Burke July 24, 2008

kansas shuffle

It's completly dark and a girl thinks that you are behind he about to give it to her, instead your really in front of her and you slap her in the face with your penis.

It was so dark in the room that I did the kansas shuffle on her.

by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009

wellington kansas

a small town in kansas logo: LIVE WELL LIVE WELLINGTON, wich is a bunch of bologna, and everyone knows it. its a town population of just about 9 thousand. go to walmart and you'll know everyone.

dude1:dude im so bored
chick1: dudee i know
dude2: there got to be a name er somthing for a crap hole like this
chick2: OMG WELLINGTON KANSAS

by cheesychick2011 November 14, 2011

Kansas Jayhawks

A bunch of cocky bastards who think they'll win the NCAA Basketball championship every year, even though they only win it once in a blue moon.

KU fan: "KU IS GONNA WIN THE BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN!!!!!"
Non-KU fan: "You say that every year. You'll probably lose in the first or second round again."
KU fan: "Shut up meanie!!!!"
Non-KU fan: "Aww, is someone being a cocky son of a bitch again?"
KU fan: "Yes! KANSAS JAYHAWKS RULE!"

by secretperson862 January 1, 2011

kansas twinkie

the act of blowing your load in a chicks pussy then scooping the jiz out with bread and eating it

man i gave that bitch a kansas twinkie and she was lovin it

by matt stults and tyler jones November 10, 2007