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dirty kade

the act of shoving smooth rocks into ones anus and then watching them shoot them out like a cannon.
did you hear what oakley did last night i heard he did a dirty kade.
by penispoobumhole69 May 21, 2020
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Arthur Kade

1. Internet Villain Douche. Supreme Douche of the Universe. In 2009 created a blog about his self-described "Journey", referring to his inevitable rise to fame as an actor and his greatness at getting chicks, specifically chicks that he deems are "9's or 10's. In 2009 he surpassed John Edward as greatest douche in the universe. 99% of comments on his blog explain his doucheyness buy the doucheness has reached such critical mass it is incapable of self-awareness.

2. n. complete douche; any person who by general consensus is a complete cheese dick that is unaware of their douchy effect on others, e.g. making others so angry and disappointed in the level of doucheyness that this new asshole has reached that it results in an utter loss of faith in mankind.

3. n. Any delusional internet faggot persona who thinks they are great and admired by others when in reality they make others want to commit collective suicide in horror.
Man that guy is such an Arthur Kade; he actually thinks people read his blog in earnest interest when really they are glued like accident bystanders to the sheer doucheyness of the faggot.

"John has reached the point of a douche intervention from his friends. His Arthur Kadeyness has reached such a point he no longer understands that talking about himself in the 3rd person and how many 9's and 10's he fucks not even Tucker Max could compete in internet blog arrogant doucheyness. Fuck that Kade faggot."
by The Douche Hunter September 27, 2009
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The Kade Effect

The effect causing people to not finish single player video games due to the ease of access to said video games. Often caused by the purchase of games by ones parents.
Bro I think my friend has The Kade Effect, he never finished Spiderman.
by MasonGrylls December 17, 2019
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Dirty Kade

When you're driving down the road in your 2008 lifted Chevy pickup, wearing a truckers cap and jerking off to the voice of your local radio host.
Hey man how was the drive?
It was good man, had a dirty kade on the way up.
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Are you Kade?

On the 10th of November every year we celebrate this holiday by asking everyone. "Are you Kade?", The first are you Kade day was in 2020. How did it become a holiday? One day Kaidan got into a fight and then 2 year 8's said are you kade?
by liltreestand November 10, 2020
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Lazy Kade

When a drug dealer agrees to meet within a certain time period, and then refuses to return your phone calls for hours.
Dat motha fucka was supposed to be here two hours ago, now that lazy kade ain't answering my motha fuckin phone calls.
by Kade22 May 7, 2009
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dirty kade

the act of shoving smooth rocks into ones anus and then watching them shoot them out like a cannon.
did you hear what oakley did last night i heard he did a dirty kade.
by penispoobumhole69 May 21, 2020
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