by VangStiv September 28, 2021
Johanne is the coolest person you'll ever meet. She is super stylish and has a great sense of humor. Taking on her daily life in Northern Europe Johanne is very dedicated to whatever she is doing while she also does everything with ease. Johannes are also born with great athletic skills which definitely pays off when you see their smoking hot bodies.
Friend 1: "Omg I wish I was Johanne"
Friend 2: "Me too, she's just so good at everything"
Friend 1: "Exactly, and super hot too!"
Friend 2: "Me too, she's just so good at everything"
Friend 1: "Exactly, and super hot too!"
by johannelover November 24, 2021
He is sutch a Johannes
by HHFHGFDYTFTDF January 10, 2022
A tall, skinny and well dressed guy that you might not fall in love with at first, but at second sight. He is handsome, but not in an ordinary way. It may take some time for others to realise how beautiful he actually is. But after a while, he makes everyone absolutely obsessed with him.
He is outgoing, interesting and might appear a little weird. But that only contributes to his complex personality.
With him, you are never bored. But be careful, he likes to play.
He is outgoing, interesting and might appear a little weird. But that only contributes to his complex personality.
With him, you are never bored. But be careful, he likes to play.
by Hamletthesecond June 19, 2023
by tubboStan February 22, 2021
Johannes is a beautiful men you will never find somebody like and he has the biggest dick in the world and he is the best skater of all time all the girls chase him because he is so cool
by JohannesVan August 16, 2022
A very attractive male, who has an over average sized penis, and totally not under average. How do you even messure the average penis size, how is that possible? Iver messured once and it was very over average, at least 2mm. I think...
by Iver Johannes Hoff March 10, 2022