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John Stones

VVD: "How do I defend like John Stones does"
by John stones fan February 2, 2021
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king john school

king john is a school that is known as the school where teachers take THE MOST L’s. They are also very racist. The toilets smell like rotten shaki. Despite all this it’s quite an entertaining environment. The year elevens do amazing pranks
One of them tried to sell the school bus on Gumtree! Rumours say that on the last day the whole school are having a mad rush at lunch time🤘🏾 Mr Belinie is the biggest joke of all. Mr Watts is juss fat. Mr Beston needs to shut up and focus on growing hair. 🚫🧢
king john school teachers give the most verbal even though their INADEQUATE
by inadequate’k June 13, 2019
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John Stockton

Opposite of a cock block. When you pass a potential hook-up-girl to your friend. AKA "make an assist".
Jonk: this chick wants me but you havn't gotten ass in a while. I'll give you a john stockton.
Labe: thanks brah
by The dungallies October 11, 2009
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john shepard

John Shepard is one badass mother fucker who won't back down to anyone!
"What can you tell me about the reapers?"-John Shepard.
by Borris the Toad October 6, 2013
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The John Scale

The scale from 1-10 for rating a girl on which personality is the judging criteria.

Such features include whether the girl is nice/fun/funny/sporty etc.
The ratings on the John Scale will depend on each individual's view of their ideal girl.
Person 1:- "Mate, she's only a 5 out of 10!"

Person 2:- "Yeah but she's a solid 9 on the John Scale!"
by JammaJ64 December 22, 2013
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John Smith

The name of a person with unimaginative parents.
by Pumpk1ng February 19, 2017
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