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Jockness

"No jockness on my site or else you'll be deleted."
by Snoopdancer1 June 30, 2008
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jock

A jock is someone who's athletic and is "popular". Jocks usually despise nerds and nerds usually despise jocks.
God those jocks are so stupid.
by a thing October 11, 2004
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jock

"She couldn't stay off my jock."
by x January 22, 2003
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jock

jocks are the reason why colombine was shot up
jocks make people want to shoot things
by hell born April 21, 2006
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jock

JOCK (verb)
"to jock"

Prolonged hitting on another person; to constantly and obviously pursue this person, and let em know that you're into them and want them
Sandra says that she and Harry are just friends, but really she's jocking him.

Youre obviously into that girl cuz youve been jocking her since we got here!

That guy is so hot, there are like 5 girls on his jock right now.

She makes an effort to run into him every day and has flirty convos with him online, she is so jocking him.
by Deezy August 5, 2005
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jock

A highly social person often having every cheerleader in existence in bed with him usually at the same time. Natural enemy of the nerd
by Amber Almighty June 4, 2004
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jock

A douchebag that thinks his opinion matters only and venerates sports players. Often have IQ's under eighty, but pass because of their ability at sports. Not real athelets. Mostly football players. Basketball players sometimes, but usually basketball players are better people, actual athletes. Contray to what some write does not have to listen to rap but may listen to any type of music, but the thing is they have to know one song really well that they sing ad nauseum.
I know a jock that likes to sing the "I wanna rock/ I want to Rock/ Rock" part of Twisted Sister's "I want to rock" excessivly for no real reason.
by hasafienda December 30, 2005
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