Jizzed

The state of being excited, ecstatic.

I was so jizzed to have won the lottery.

by steen May 13, 2005

Jizzness

mixture of Jazz and Business for those mentally dyslexic.

It's cool and all that jizzness.

by roarimmabear December 20, 2010

Jizzing

A spraying of something. A large input of information

I got a jizzing of texts

by arh3399 May 17, 2019

Jizz Wiper

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.

Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.

by will bitten October 8, 2016

Jizz Brick

Jizz Brick is when you spunk-up on a brick and hurl it through someones front window.

I put a Jizz Brick through the Chilli Kings window last night.

by Jizz Maestro November 15, 2016

jizz jingle

The natural sound someone makes when they cum.

And when he came, his Jizz Jingle was a gutteral growl right in my ear!

by WeeFinnegan January 30, 2021

Jizz Pig

A game where one person is deemed the pig and strips naked while his friends form two lines either side of him. He has to crawl on all fours squealing like a pig whilst trying to escape while his friends have to jizz onto his back, head and buttocks.

We gonna make that cheese eating piggy our jizz pig

by Jizz Maestro September 30, 2016