Jiffy

A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).

So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.

"I will be back in a jiffy!!"

by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016

Jiffy

A gay Syrian sandal slapper that wants Russians to anally penetrate him

Jiffy the Syrian sandal slapper was taken by a Putin look alike from behind

by Skunk runner May 3, 2018

Jiffy

A form of peanut butter that was turned into jif after years of realization that no one will ever call it jiffy again

I have a whole jar of jiffy in my cabinet

by IM GEY February 15, 2018

Jiffy Pup Pie

When a dog or similar household animal licks peanut butter off of ones anus or taint for sexual pleasure.

My girlfriend was asleep so I let Fido give me a jiffy pup pie.

by Badidea2234 September 16, 2021

Banging Jiffy

An Erection Lasting For Hours Caused by Taking an Accidental Viagra
If You Believe You Are Suffering From A Banging Jiffy You Should Consult A doctor Immediately!

"Dude Don't Eat That!"
"Why Not?"
"You'll Like Get A Banging Jiffy Man"

by Trollia December 18, 2012

Jiffy

An actual measurment of time

Oh man, i wasted a jiffy, runs dead

by OrangeCougarSphere March 19, 2023

pickle jiffy

When ones penis finds itself in a jar of peanut butter

Eric Armentrout from Salem Virginia drunkinly woke up in a pickle jiffy

by eddylasko February 2, 2023