Spiffy in a Jiffy

When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.

"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."

by Mr. Manly Dan November 23, 2017

Jiffy

American slang term for someone in the deep south who loves peanut butter. Often used as a pejorative.

He always eats peanut butter and banana sandwiches for lunch. Must come from jiffy family.

by TheGr8Baz00 May 30, 2017

Jiffy

Baltimore slang for a gun , hand gun , any kind of gun

“I got the jiffy stashed round back yo “

by Uptown Champ , BMORE CHAMP November 7, 2023

Jiffy-Wisp-Wap

Rarely used term for marijuana, specifically high grade skunk. Used primarily by weird looking ginger kids trying to buy a ten bag from a yardie.

"Safe blud, got any jiffy-wisp-wap?"

by Skeese March 27, 2020

Jiffy Noob

The youngest and most inexperienced worker at Jiffy Lube.

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

Jiffy

A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).

So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.

"I will be back in a jiffy!!"

by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016

Look at that jiffy

A phrase like used as "back in a jiffy" this means wow look how fast they are.

Look at that Jiffy!!

by Dora who loves her cousin March 21, 2021