Jick

A noun referring to someone/something possessing the qualities of both a jerk and a dick. The word has the benefit of sounding like an offensive racial epithet (i.e. jew and spick.)

John was making passes at my girl last night.
What a Jick.

My Jick of a dog pissed on the carpet last night!

by Bekks November 15, 2006

Jick

A term that can substitute almost every word in the english dictionary.

"What the fuck is that Jicks problem?"

"Shit, I justed Jicked my pants."

"Yo, I just Jicked the shit out of that chick."

"Is smells like Jick in here..."

"Did my bitch really just disobey me? Eh, Whatever she's a Jick."

by Dilf Toenail November 15, 2010

jack jick

A term used in anger when you are trying to call someone a jack ass and a bitch at the same time and you fuck up

She screamed at her husband calling him a jack jick after he rolled home at 4 am.

by ughthissucks July 21, 2006

Jick

n A Dick comprised of Jello

"Man, I could not get an erection last night!
"So you had a Jick?"
"Totally"

by Doodalizerforthegalaxy April 24, 2010

jicama

The best vegetable/produce ever to grace the face of the earth.
Also, the best counterstrike player ever.

producejicama killed 3d ksharp with a headshot from the mp5.

Damn, this jicama tastes dope.

by Brendan. May 20, 2003

Jick

Jick- What you call a person when you think they are a jerk and a dick.

Hey did you see that jick he totally just cut me off! What a jick!

by LilMissGambino September 6, 2011

Jick

Stating that something is cool/boss

That shirt is pretty jick!

by Mrs. and Mrs.McLovin September 4, 2010