Jewelana

jewelanas are usually giggly and sweet people. they may seem shy at first, but if you really know them, you will know that they are crazy, fun, spontanious, and have a secret perv and funny side! jewelanas are usually real jewels, and will shine up any part of your life!

Jewelana: "are they gone?"

you: "yeah, why?"

Jewelana: "Penis!"

*both start laughing*

by luvbabycowz5 May 21, 2011

jewel shocker

Nibbling on testicles with teeth causing unexpected pain kinda like a puppy bites their owners hand

those damn frat fuckers were nawing at my testicles calling it jewel shocker treatment

by Kittiesandchoppas December 30, 2014

Jewel Diggs

A half naked old sexy lady robot man trying to friend you on skype.

God dammit robbert we've got another Jewel Diggs on our hands

by love me daddey! February 2, 2016

Jewelitis

When one can't type or spell in a group chat

JewelitisDamn I just got Jewelitis

by Wow foreal jewels January 30, 2017

jewellissa

One who loves to give encouragement to others and is usually confident in themselves they’re the best good friend u could ever have

I have a Jewellissa as my friend I’m so glad

by Jewellissa November 6, 2017

Jewciest

When someone expresses an abnormal amount of Jew-ness; is very stingy.

Originated at Moorpark High School

Me: Have you seen that kid Gavin?

Other: Yeah, he refused to give up a penny he found on the ground.

Me: Wow, he's probably one of the Jewciest out there.

by TheOneAsian November 26, 2017

jewel-lee

a great and funny personne who deos not like doing work she is very sweat and kind and she is a great friend who will do anythig for you and make really funny joke

jewel-lee is the greatest personne alive

by aoenut December 7, 2017