Jehova's Witness

They are not lazy at all because they do all the normal stuff like raise a family, work, go to school and they still manage to get god's word out regurly. AND, it's spelled Jehovah's Witnesses

3 days a week got to religous meetings
5 day a week (or more) work-go to school
24-7 raise a family
any day they get a chance go out door-to-door

by Joy Smith July 12, 2005

Jewdozer

To roll over or demolish in a completely lopsided fashion such as Israeli tanks and bulldozers destroy Palestinian homes.

Did you see Kobe play last night scoring 50 points. He was a total Jewdozer.

by ttah August 28, 2009

Jewdonk

A physical anomaly of a Jewish woman. An especially wonderful ass owned by a Jew.

Yo, did you see Julie at temple today? That girl got a Jewdonk!

by Carabug December 12, 2012

jehonathan

jehonathan is a very hot guy that plays football.

girl 1: hey did you see that hot guy at the game last night? what was his name?
girl 2: probably jehonathan

by pee pee poo poo check October 5, 2020

jewgo

a new Jew, aka Brian F

Someone that keeps tight track of their money and has never done that before

Someone who is new at being a Jew..

A nice guy who used to wipe his ass with his money and let others do the same but is tired of being used and abused

"hey, stop acting like a BRIAN/JewGO and buy it for me!"

"No i won't loan you any more money, I'm a JEWGO now"

"stop being such a jewgo, you remind me of brian"

"I have recently be reborn and now follow JewGoism"

by Braian Fart November 2, 2012

jehovahnie

Is what the gods name the most beautiful angels. Simply beautiful inside and out. Has an amazing voice and in depth has the purest mind, heart and soul of all. Giovanna is a unique, sexy, sophisticated and elegant goddess. She is a little bit shy at first but when her shield is down and you get to know her well you will see that she is truly amazing. She knows how to party and can be very naughty at times. But Her attractive personality and figure will have you coming back for more. She is the smartest and sweetest person you will ever meet. You are lucky if you ever meet her.

I had a wild night with Jehovahnie last night!

by Jehovahnie March 14, 2017

Jewboobing

To stare at topless Jewish girls that are playing kazoos

I like going to the beach so I can go jewboobing.

by Milkbone9 December 6, 2017