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Jess

A manager without any PR skills, craving for attention, that likes to dive headfirst into drama that's completely unrelated to her, especially right after the dust has settled. She doesn't shy from being offensive, belittling and spreading misinformation.

After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
"Jess is on some twitter shit again."

"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."

"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
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Really load and annoying, doesn't shut up about her dog and can't seem to find anyone to talk to for more than 2 seconds
Oh God it's Jess
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an extremely hot individual with extremely large tits and sharp vagina hairs.
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A rude girl who always wants to be the leader and always wants to be the best at things. She especially loves animals. And if you get in the good side of her, you’ll be there forever.
Jess
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Jess is an adorable boy. And tall. He's damn tall. Like super tall. Anyway,.. he has cute little freckles all over his face and ginger hair. Or he used to be ginger, or maybe he dyed his hair, nobody knows.

He's funny, sweet, kind and did i say tall?
Jess is DAMN TALL
and DAMN CUTE
and DAMN NICE
DAMNN
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The most beautiful, amazing, cute, gold-hearted, funny girl that has ever lived. An honestly perfect soulmate, so much so, that any man who has her will never let go of her.
Guy: Hey is that your girlfriend jess?

Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.
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(female definition) jess is a gorgeous, kind caring girl who loves and prioritizes nature and animals especially dogs she also has a go at everything. she is very respectful and responsible but she still knows how to have fun and she is partially athletic she enjoys sports such as gymnastics and netball jess is one of the most sweet, honest & empathetic people you will ever come across.
person: you know that new girl jess, she is amazing!
another person: amazing? you mean supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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