Jerkinitis

Injuring your wrist, arm and elbow from jerking off.

My brother has jerkinitis .

by MarchelloJones February 25, 2024

#jerkin

Finger licking' good!

I be #jerkin on this joint

by #jerkmeister June 13, 2018

straight jerkin it

chillin/doin nothin

"hey man, what you doing?"
"don't know, straight jerkin it"

by bereft land November 5, 2023

Jerkin' the wein

"Jerkin' the wein" is to masterbate in the most fashionable manner possible

I heard my roommate get up and wash his hands and go back to his room, he must have been Jerkin' the wein.

by Grbanson finkledink July 26, 2021

Wendy’s Jerkinator

The Wendy’s Jerkinator is a versatile piece of equipment for men. It comes with an synthetic double pattied Wendy’s burger with extra mayo.

Yo man, come check out my Wendy’s Jerkinator.

by Thunderfart99 January 25, 2024

jerkin' it

When you take the fourth time derivative of position.

Jake: Did you finish the physics homework?
Paul: Yeah I was jerkin' it all night long

by anonymous April 11, 2025

Jerkin the turken

A way to say masturbating if you're to uncomfortable actually saying masturbation

Person 1: Mat just got done jerkin the turken
Person 2: didn't need to know that

by Not wambu September 8, 2022