JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room following the act of THE PARTY.

I was at my friend Jan's house, when I had to go JENSENing.

by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024

Jensen, jenUsen, jenseN

Jensen, jenUsen, jenseN

Jensen, jenUsen, jenseN

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

jensen noone

Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?

Wow you’re such a “jensen noone” (fraud)

by Euan Haines April 22, 2024

Jensen

Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case

Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024

Jensen

The undying and unforgettable urge to eat a shit directly from your grandmothers ass.

Guy 1: i want to jensen
Guy 2: are you okay?

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024

Mikkel ellegaard jensen

Beavo look a like. Has had the same haircut since birth. Mikkel ellegaard jensen is a background character who thinks he´s important. Mikkel ellegaard jensen aka Mikkel is also someone who is just there inhaling our oxygen and is a waste of space. BTW Mikkel is also best friends with the canteen lady.

OMG that no-one is a mikkel
Oh shit someone is breathing out Co2 what the hell
Jesus christ. I didnt see you there mikkel, u scared me
Someone not being see or heard is a mikkel ellegaard jensen

by Every person on earth and magn March 5, 2024