jeb

Offend referred to ones bellend.

Example

That jeb over there was up me last night!

by sfsdfdsfdsf March 20, 2021

Jeb

Someone who's always lost. 5'10, white, skinny, pale. Jeb loves to stare at people. He is desperate to understand what is going on around him, but is always confused. Poor Jeb. He is popular and has many girlfriends.

babe, what's jeb doing?
he's looking at a tennis ball

Who's that guy staring at me?
Jeb. He's autistic

Who's that guy staring at me?
Probably Jeb. He's autistic.

by unluckydog May 29, 2024

Jeb

Someone who likes to suck the life out of people, has a hot cousin, eats cottage cheese, looks like john mayer , makes fun of “accents”, resides in illofnoise

fuck all jebs

by iwanttoeatriley August 14, 2022

Jebbed

To destroy a bike wheel hub into shreds. To ruin a back wheel for the rest of the day. Instantaneous cash drop.

He was shredding the local gnar and just started a steep climb, but his sasquatch like figure jebbed his hub into smithereens.

by Bikemonkey March 16, 2022

Toni Jebbings

An absolute god of the essence an irl comic relief who makes dreams comes true. Should be everyone's favorite being.

"Oh I love Toni Jebbings so much, he's a real galoop"

by Toni Jebbings August 16, 2022

jeb-I master

The master of all "bellends" or more frequently used "nob heads".
Origininted from the British slang word "jeb"

Mum : you seen that big bugger over there?. Hes an absolute Jeb-I master.
Daughter: what's a Jeb-I mum
Mum: your father

by GooniesNEVER_D13 October 9, 2022

Jeb

A combination of the name Jess and Gab. These two people are either a married couple (Jessie and Gabby) or best friends (Jessica and Gabriella). These people are super close and have a fantastic relationship with one another.

Jebs are the best!!!

Jebs for life!

No better is better than the jebs

by Jessica2845 July 28, 2018