(Two Guys at a club)
Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"
Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"
by noshame August 29, 2014
Get the Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slapmug. A girl who is awake at 5 am and is spazzing out because her room smells like cat litter. She is usually very calm, but she freaks out over smells. She is hyper and disoriented.
Isabel and Kendall were getting Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl -ish because the cat lives in Isabel's room and it smells like cat litter.
by kenkenbelly August 7, 2010
Get the Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurlmug. You can go an fuck yourself because jazzy dont give a fuck
by yourmomscrushhh June 17, 2022
Get the Jazzymug. Noah and Jazzy are the best couple of all time they treat each other like and king and a queen. Every couple wants to be like them but can't because of how Noah and Jazzy relationship is and their friendship. If Noah and Jazzy ever break up the world will end
by Factszzzzzzzz August 8, 2019
Get the Noah and Jazzymug. A sexual act where one participator blows into the butthole of the other to produce a musical note, or 'jazzy' sound.
My girlfriend serenaded me with a full composition of Mozarts 5th symphony via the Jazzy Frenchy last night.
by IndianaBrones March 26, 2022
Get the Jazzy Frenchymug. The gayest sexual act known to gay kind. It involves two consenting males spreading their cheeks as far as they can and then rubbing their taint assholes over newly purchased furniture. Once the new furniture is assed out the homosexuals will scream vile accusations about white Jesus.
Tim:My asshole burns like hell!
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.
by HU3YS_A_FREEMAN March 17, 2017
Get the Jazzy Dumbldoremug. by Jazzy👑 October 12, 2020
Get the jazzy👑mug.