Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.

(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

by noshame August 29, 2014

Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl

A girl who is awake at 5 am and is spazzing out because her room smells like cat litter. She is usually very calm, but she freaks out over smells. She is hyper and disoriented.

Isabel and Kendall were getting Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl -ish because the cat lives in Isabel's room and it smells like cat litter.

by kenkenbelly August 7, 2010

jazzy freehand

(1) Finding a cool new method for an everyday task.

(2) An unusual and unique way to accomplish something - typically done with mad-unique style

(A) I hate using the sidewalk - I typically jazzy freehand my way through the park to school.

(B) We were sprayin' the other day - and instead of just our usual logos - we jazzy freehanded two twisted dragons brething fire that spelled our names.

by bbutler September 4, 2008

jazzy joaquin

well to pull a jazzy joaquin you open the assault with a seneaky sanchez then transition into a gas pump after ou have had enough fun and are about to ejaculate you switch to doggystyle quickly and go for about a minute then you either pull a hudini or a pearl necklace or a pearl necklace to go but if you are civalized suck as i am you preform either a sneaky turkish or settle for the classic superman she will love it.

i gave lauren the best jazzy joaquin last night she hasnt woken up yet.

by benito1234 October 28, 2007

jazzies

meaning a group of females (non-deragatory)

Hey all you jazzies get back to class

by Piephoff March 22, 2009

jazzy sensation

An unusual sensation given during lovemaking/making out. It can involve objects or special techniques.

Mmm, mmm! What's that jazzy sensation?
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.

My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.

The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.

by TheGoyWonder February 20, 2013

jazzy trumpet

The act of giving oral to the rectum or penis in short bursts, much like one giving a jazz solo for a trumpet.

Suzy gave me a jazzy trumpet yesterday and it felt like she was trying to spit in my urethra.

by jimmies be rustled April 26, 2014