Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.

(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

by noshame August 29, 2014

Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl

A girl who is awake at 5 am and is spazzing out because her room smells like cat litter. She is usually very calm, but she freaks out over smells. She is hyper and disoriented.

Isabel and Kendall were getting Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl -ish because the cat lives in Isabel's room and it smells like cat litter.

by kenkenbelly August 7, 2010

jazzy👑

Welp likes Twitter. Likes Star Wars, Minecraft, and fall guys. Uses Lol all the time yt live chat.

Follow Jazzy👑 on Twitter

by Jazzy👑 October 12, 2020

Jazzy Jizz

An orgasm so theatrical, so flamboyant, it practically demands a spotlight. Characterized by involuntary jazz hands, sound effects reminiscent of a tuba, and the emotional intensity of a Broadway finale. Often leaves one partner confused and the other bowing to imaginary applause.

“We were just vibing, and then bam—he hit me with the jazzy jizz. I think I heard a trumpet.”

by The Real Detective June 23, 2025

Jazzy Dumbldore

The gayest sexual act known to gay kind. It involves two consenting males spreading their cheeks as far as they can and then rubbing their taint assholes over newly purchased furniture. Once the new furniture is assed out the homosexuals will scream vile accusations about white Jesus.

Tim:My asshole burns like hell!
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.

by HU3YS_A_FREEMAN March 17, 2017

jazzy

this girl is the type of person who you always see but never hang out with alone. she’ll be shy and awkward at first, but once you get to know her she’s the best friend ever that will make you laugh when you need a laugh. she’ll cheer you up even if you’re already happy. she’ll end up getting very close with you and comfortable around you. she might not seem like a lovey dovey friend, but she secretly loves you with all her heart. she’s also very pretty but refuses to think that she is. make sure you compliment her, because she could be very hurt inside but doesn’t want you to worry about her.

jazzy~ the weirdest, sweetest, most gentle friend you can have

by anonymous January 5, 2021

jazzies

meaning a group of females (non-deragatory)

Hey all you jazzies get back to class

by Piephoff March 22, 2009