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Jonathon Atkinson

Jonathon Atkinson is overall a pretty cool guy. Rather large nose, mildly gay, but is in relationship with a girl so nobody knows truly. Overall a good friend.
Man, Jonathon Atkinson is a real one isn’t he.
by Amongle_4 May 25, 2024
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Jonathon

A Very handsome boy that so mystery and appealing to other girls that find him so hot and Sweet that make other Girls drool all over him And want to be around him
Hey you heard of that new boy appear in school

Justin yeah that boy Jonathon I heard he from the wic called wickedtown at night
by Gotti_from_the_H October 6, 2025
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Sam Johnathon William Clarke

He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.
Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.
by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011
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posh jonathon

A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.
Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."

"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
by qönathynn June 5, 2022
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White Jonathon

When you insert cocaine into your urethra before having sex.
Mark: "Hey you hook up with Angie last night?"
Steve: "Yea man I gave her the White Jonathon"
by Scuba Supreme April 4, 2023
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Dirty johnathon

When your wrestling with someone you take off yours and there pants (consent or non) you put your dick into there mouth and finger there butt till they pass out. To make it more interesting throw up on the person to.
I was wrestling my cousin, and I gave her a dirty johnathon there was throw up everywhere
by Creziz February 13, 2025
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Going for a Johnathon

Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself
Back in a few, just Going for a Johnathon
by Nighter May 20, 2018
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