Historic word for ethnic people, who were employed by rich white folk. They would follow around their masters with jam smothered on their faces in order to keep the flies off them while they played golf in hot countries
by Jamboy March 7, 2005
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If he disagrees with you, it is because you're wrong.
He has never lost a sock.
He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
His organ donation card, also lists his dick.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
His dick alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact.
If he were to give you directions, you would arrive 10 minutes early.
He never says anything tastes like chicken, even chicken.
He was once found guilty, of being innocent.
He once taught his German Shepard how to bark in Spanish.
He actually struck gold picking his nose.
If he disagrees with you, it is because you're wrong.
He has never lost a sock.
He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
His organ donation card, also lists his dick.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
His dick alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact.
If he were to give you directions, you would arrive 10 minutes early.
He never says anything tastes like chicken, even chicken.
He was once found guilty, of being innocent.
He once taught his German Shepard how to bark in Spanish.
He actually struck gold picking his nose.
Holy shit, he looks like Jambot. We should run.
I heard kimbo won the fight, but jambot knocked him out in the parking lot after.
Yea man, he pulled a jambot and kicked both their asses.
I heard kimbo won the fight, but jambot knocked him out in the parking lot after.
Yea man, he pulled a jambot and kicked both their asses.
by Ryan A. Freeman February 3, 2010
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Get the Jabooboo mug.When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.
Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”
This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.
Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”
This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
John— “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”
Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”
Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
by EndMyLoafPlease May 7, 2018
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Get the jaboozy mug.When a blue check Twitter user changes their name and profile photo to parody a public figure or organization, and tweets satirically from their account, pretending to be the aforementioned figure or organization. This maneuver may result in the temporary suspension of your account and permanent removal of your blue check mark. Named after comedian Jaboukie Young-White who legendarily lost his blue check mark and had his account suspended after pretending to be CNN on Twitter and tweeting about Presidential candidate Joe Biden.
"Hey man, why can't I see his tweets?"
"Oh, it's because he got suspended for performing the Jaboukie Maneuver. He pretended to be the FBI and tweeted about MLK."
"Oh, it's because he got suspended for performing the Jaboukie Maneuver. He pretended to be the FBI and tweeted about MLK."
by altaltbinks August 9, 2020
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Person 2: J'ai voudrais le jambon avec le fromage.
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Person 1: What do you want?
Person2: I want ham and cheese...
Person 2: J'ai voudrais le jambon avec le fromage.
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Person 1: What do you want?
Person2: I want ham and cheese...
by get it right 101 July 5, 2006
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