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Jumbo_Jacob

A Jumbo_Jacob is an unknown species who rips off 2 people 1 being his absolute role model Flamingo and the other being George III. A Jumbo_Jacob takes life in a different way sitting and eating all day with no regards to any fitness
by Meme men February 10, 2021
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Hugh Jackman

n. the embodiment of male perfection.

His credits include X-Men, Australia, The Prestige ... Screw this, who am I kidding? We all watch his movies because he is hunky as hell.
A: Have you seen Hugh Jackman's latest movie?
B: Yeah. But I have no idea what it was about. I kept staring at his abs.
by beingboredsucks January 15, 2012
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Jacob's Law

The scientific law maintaining that you can only do something not stupid for so long. Inferring that no matter how well things are going, something stupid is bound to happen.
Perry: "Jacob is doing really well so far..."

Nick: "Don't worry, he'll mess things up, it's Jacob's law."
by LazySour February 3, 2008
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Jacob

Jacob is an amazing guy that will put you before anything.. He will stop the world for you.. He is The most attractive guy around and everyone seems to like him. He has so many friends and is just an overall amazing guy.. Perfect boyfriend material and knows how to treat a girl... Everyone loves him
Kelly: Hey Jacob!
Jacob: Hey! We should hang sometime!

* kelly dies of happiness*
by Sam:P October 13, 2014
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Jacob

Wow Jacob has a big Dìck.
by Guess baby ;) June 6, 2021
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Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.
Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.
by alex June 24, 2003
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Jacobi

He is a beast who knows everything. He is a sexy, cute, athletic guy who knows how to have an amazing time. He will rock your world, inside and out. Meet him and bang him.
by Beast boy123456 August 4, 2011
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