kalix jace martinez

a lawyer that every girl wants

kalix jace martinez is a guy in every girls dreams

by bnflpp October 18, 2021

Jace the Mind Sculptor

A magic the gathering character and playing card that when owned is a status symbol that places a player above those who don’t own one.

Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.

Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut

by Zedoric July 16, 2019

Madison Thinkabelle Jace

The best girlfriend ever to exist, she's one of a kind and will bring a smile to your face whenever. She's the cutest most adorable girl ever and you'll be lucky to ever meet her. She also makes you feel comfortable which I love about her, and her personality as a whole is amazing. Sure her spelling mistakes can be stupid, but they're funny and she should know how much she means to me because I love her so much <3

Madison Thinkabelle Jace is the most unique girl to ever exist. She's also mine <3

by zay <3 March 24, 2023

Diva Jacee

Itinerant loafabout in Illinois who enjoys blowing Texx, YAWM, Teh Brit and Thomas.

The Diva Jacee's heart quickened when he saw Texx's soiled thong.

by Nancy September 22, 2003

Jace

A very nice, awesome guy that can always make you laugh and is someone who you can always talk to. A guy who can always make you smile. He has many people he loves in his life including family, friends, and pets. He is fun to talk to and says yes to a lot of things. He ADORES pizza too…

Person 1- Jace

by Carl_grimace May 25, 2025

Jace

A sexy ass motherfucker who has a huge dick and looks like Jesus or your dad

Omg yes Jace

by Saberrssa October 29, 2019

Jace

Jaceis better than klodi and has more rizz than him

did you see Jace he is so cool

by Yeetman2025 February 23, 2023