Horny Jail

This is an inexcapible cell in which you will never see the light of day again. being in horney jail is worse than death.

Dog: go to horny jail
Other dog: *Bonk*

by Joe mamma more like Joe bidin September 01, 2020

voicemail jail

A pre-recorded telephone answering system where callers are asked to press numbers on their telephone to hear different messages. Can often lead callers in circles, preventing them from doing what they are trying to do. These are most often used by large companies who are too cheap to get real people to answer the phone.

I tried to call the carpeting company but I got stuck in a voicemail jail.

by berkinator July 02, 2005

jail punk

the bitch in a prison. they are usually in jail for tax evasion or molesting their children. these are the guys who cry on their first night and try to avoid the scary black men who stare at them and have the bottom of their shirts tied in a knot. jail punks get pounded in the anus quite often in the shower and in their cell. they usually get protection from the black guy they share their cell with, even though that is the same guy plowing them every night.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: hey, boy! get ova he'a. we is gonna play ourselves some pony express!

jail punk: yessir. please be gentle.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: NOT TODAY, BOY! DROP THEM PANTIES!

jail punk: YESSIR!

by clevelandsteamer August 16, 2005

Jail Broken

A term used for a iphone that has been illegally manipulated to use a network that it isn't on.

My iphone is from AT&T, but it has been jail broken, so it can connect to Verizon's network.

by oqukm March 31, 2010

jail bait

Underage females that usually attract older men twice their age. They say they shave, but in reality, they have yet to hit puberty.

Big Steve loves him some jailbait. His one girlfriend graduated... from the 8th grade!

by Ghst September 12, 2004

Facebook Jail

Facebook Jail is when Facebook punishes an account (profile or business page) -it could be that it blocks some features or disable the full account- because it breaks Facebook laws (post inappropriate content, post too fast, give too many likes, etc.).

I'm going to be in facebook jail for a week! Guess it's time to go watch paint dry!

by IndyJeff May 16, 2017

Mexican Jail

During sex from behind, male withdraws from the female, calls her father on the phone, and demands that the father wire him $10,000 or else he will commence anal sex with the daughter.

Tried like all get out to do anal with my old lady. Even considered pulling a Mexican Jail!

by sirjohnshore January 08, 2009