Julian

-minority that is beat on and harassed by vito
-cool kid but has no self confidence and has a very SMALL penis, but thats probably from getting hit there so many times.

Julian would have been a 40 year old virgin if he didn't have a horny girlfriend, but lucky him.

by MOOSE MAN May 21, 2008

Julian

Julian is the kind of man who loves to go to church and loves the martial arts. He constantly gets it up the butt from his priest and his girlfriend Erik (check that definition). He is always studying, yet he gets shitty grades. He never hangs with friends, and instead studies/does yoga/martial arts, and worst of all:

sits at the computer researching, and believes everything he reads.

Overall, he's fucking retarted.

Hey Julian, would you like to come over and play some video games?
No thank you, but thanks SO much for the amazing offer! I have to go home and study for my test. Even though it's 1 month away, I want to start studying NOW!
Alright fag, see ya.
I'd like to re-thank you for this great offer! I hope we can make something up in the following weeks when I don't get it up the butt.

by Feriscool November 1, 2010

Julian

Showing pubes to the public

Look at my Julian' s

by Anonymous92190 December 21, 2016

Julian

A man who enjoys watching men have sex with his significant other.

That guy over there? He's a Julian. I bet if you ask him he'll give you a try at his girl.

by The Cuck Keeper November 15, 2017

julian

a fucking hoe who is a player and didn’t care how he treats girls

why would you hit her your such a julian

by axxyvv November 21, 2017

Julian

A fat brown kid , ocassionally spits when he talks.

Man you act like a Julian

by Thikg July 9, 2016

Julian

He looks all innocent but behind that little bowl haircut and his dark eyebrows is a little pervert. After his 47 minutes of downtime, Julian often likes to relax and talk to his friends on FaceTime. But when the sun comes down, he goes on the prowl.

Julian: Hey babe
Lucy: Shut up
Hannah: Hey JuJu
Julian: Hey Hannah gimme ur snapchat
Lucy: no
Julian: why?
Lucy: cuz you're a perv

by Dongmom November 26, 2016